Last week was spa week in NYC. Unfortunately I couldn't participate since I am still searching for investors for my fresh, new, Nickelodeon Themed Dream Spa. Contact me ASAP if you'd be interested in launching my business or have any connections at Nickelodeon. Here are my ideas for some treatments.
1. Sponge Bob Square Shiatsu
This classic massage combines ancient Chinese techniques with modern twists developed during snack breaks at Krusty Krab's. Shiatsu balances the body's energy and health as your relaxation is enhanced by the aromas of pineapple lotion and seaweed.
2. Green Slime Rapid Exfoliator Facial
Just say "I don't know" to receive this rejuvenating treatment to diminish signs of aging and restore resilience to your skin.
3. Detox Nose Pick
Allergy season is here and we all know where those boogers are congealing. This unique and stimulating treatment can only be found here at Nickelodeon Dream Spa. Don't underestimate the importance of clean nostrils.
4. Pinwheel Acupuncture
Instead of pins and needles for this acupuncture treatment, we use dancing bees and mosquitos (we like to call them hobo bugs) to sting your stress away. Medicated dandelion cream is used to heal your deep wounds. This entire treatment is accompanied by the classic Nickelodeon song, "Pinwheel", remixed with bongos and yoga chants.
5. Nick at Nite Adult's Special
Using a Ouija board originally owned by the Rug Rats and Endora's Bewitching assistance we were able to summon alive some especially sexy Nick at Nite legends to bring you these special 90 minute erotic massages. Choose from Mr. Furley, Daryn(pick your own Dick!), Donna Reed, and the hot mama herself, Endora.
