Pear - First off, shave your head. That pointy Mohawk look wasn't even cool in 1987. But seriously, you'll look perfect in a classic two piece bikini accompanied by a conservative sarong around the waist.

Carrot - Lots of sunscreen for you. You should work the sporty look this summer, Speedo gear all around.

Banana - Time to catch up on your V8, it keeps your diet straight. After that strut your stuff in the sun with the Hawaiian look. We all know what it did for Chiquita... Ooh la la!

Cantaloupe - Please buy a treadmill before considering your swimsuit.

Star Fruit - Take it all off and hit the beach in a string bikini! You're a Star... And a freak if you're actually shaped like a star fruit.

If your body type matches any of the following fruits and veggies, you should see a doctor immediately:

Cauliflower
Raspberries
Green Peppers
Pineapples

Also remember that the USDA now recommends up to 9 servings of your favorite fruits and vegetables a day. You are what you eat!